Stellantis names new head of Jeep North America, makes other executive changes

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bgenlvtex

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"Congratulations Bob, we have set you up to fail with a bunch of globalist green weenie electric crap that diverges from the market demands of our core consumer group at a polar level"
 

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First meeting after he accepted the position: "We need you to fix the Jeep brand, which we've been bleeding to death to fund euro-weenie mobiles that even euro-weenies aren't buying. Your budget is $18.50, but we bought a pizza for the office so you're down to $2.38 now. You can pick whoever you want for your team, as long as they are interns willing to work for free, will work from home, and don't want any of the pizza. We're keeping that."
 

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First meeting after he accepted the position: "We need you to fix the Jeep brand, which we've been bleeding to death to fund euro-weenie mobiles that even euro-weenies aren't buying. Your budget is $18.50, but we bought a pizza for the office so you're down to $2.38 now. You can pick whoever you want for your team, as long as they are interns willing to work for free, will work from home, and don't want any of the pizza. We're keeping that."

Oh and look we might throw you a $45 dollar Christmas bonus if you can figure out a way to sell 50 ugly ass hornets at each dealership too! :hahano:
 

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They obviously do not care about my 23 Overland with the bad steering column issues. They would rather me hit a tree and then the insurance can pay for it.
 
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