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First meeting after he accepted the position: "We need you to fix the Jeep brand, which we've been bleeding to death to fund euro-weenie mobiles that even euro-weenies aren't buying. Your budget is $18.50, but we bought a pizza for the office so you're down to $2.38 now. You can pick whoever you want for your team, as long as they are interns willing to work for free, will work from home, and don't want any of the pizza. We're keeping that."