Have a theory on top end, so called, oil starvation upon start up.
What if the anti back flow valve(rubber flapper) in the spin on oil filter, leaks, while the vehicles is non operational.
I know the filter is in a vertical position and the oil from the filter canister will not gravity flow out of the canister, as with a horizontally mounted filter.
Oil could "siphon" from the oil filter canister to the bottom of the sump through a leaky rubber flapper , since the surface of the oil sump is lower than the oil filter.
The flow passage is from the exterior of the filter media through the rubber flapper, through the office holes in the base plate, through the engine passage to the oil pump , through the engine passage to pick up tube in sump and finally through the pick up tube submerged in the oil sump. If this flow path is not vented to atmosphere, then the oil could then siphon upward out of the filter through the engine , then downward into the sump.
Now, the filter must fill with oil before any oil is pumped to the top end. The hemi lifters are feed from the top rocker assembly. Mean while, the MDS lifters are floating with push rod slack causing clatter. Maybe all eight MDS lifters are noise makers, causing the clatter, rather than just one stuck lifter.
The high end filters use a silicone rubber flapper rather than a nitrile rubber flapper which is less flexible and hardens with oil temperature.